I'm a God in an Online Game

“Meng God is really good at fighting in dungeons. He’s obviously not good at rowing dragon boats. What first place? It’s already good enough if he doesn’t capsize.”

After a short moment of shock, the other players also laughed.

“Come and see! Meng Shen is going to make a fool of himself!”

“Aiya, so what if the dragon boat’s attributes are awesome? This is a technical job!”

“Come quickly, come quickly! I Bet Meng Shen will definitely capsize!”

They called out to their friends and called all their friends from the other maps over, ready to watch Meng Jingtian make a fool of himself.

Such an opportunity was rare!

Meng Jingtian, on the other hand, had a wronged look on his face as he muttered, “What technical work? I Can’t act cool anymore. I’m not happy!”

As he said this, he took out a few ordinary zongzi from his backpack and threw them into the river.

There was another activity, which was throwing zongzi to the fish. Now that he had done it, he could be considered to have gone through all the festival customs.

“Brother Tian, stop fooling around! The time has already started!”Cai Minghou’s mouth twitched as he reminded.

“Okay, okay, okay! I’ll cooperate with you!”Meng Jingtian curled his lips and picked up the paddle again. Following Huang Shang’s command, Meng Jingtian rowed with them, but his strength was much lower to prevent the boat from capsizing.

In the moat, the zongzi that Meng Jingtian had just thrown did not sink. Instead, it undulated on the surface of the river.

“Roar!”A Loud Dragon’s roar sounded. The shadow of a white dragon suddenly darted out of the river and chased after the heavenly snow.

“Dragon... Dragon? What’s going on?”

“F * ck, why is there a dragon in the river?”

“Probing skill!”

Ao Xi’s clone (Heavenly Martial River Dragon God) : Black Tortoise city moat, Heavenly Martial River God.

Level: 1

Attributes: ? ? ?

Skills: ? ? ?

“There’s such a thing? Why did the river god come out?”

“D * mn, I just saw Meng Jingtian throwing zongzi into the river. Could it be that he summoned it?”

“... I only know that I threw Zongzi and summoned a level 60 loach, giving me a purple scroll.”

Hearing the noise, everyone on the snow sky turned their heads.

Just one look was enough to shock them. Their mouths were wide open, but they could not make a sound for a long time. There was a hint of fear in their eyes.

After all, anyone who suddenly saw a huge divine dragon charging toward them would be terrified, right?

“Eh? River God? It’s also hairy God, right? I’ve never seen it before.”Meng Jingtian sized up the White Dragon’s shadow and muttered to himself.

“Little god Ao XI greets exalted God!”The white dragon flew to the side of the heavenly snow that had already stopped. It transformed into a young man dressed in a white robe, graceful as jade. He floated in the air and smiled at Meng Jingtian.

“I Wish Exalted God a happy dragon boat festival!”

“I’m not happy. They say that rowing a dragon boat is a technical job. It’s a pity that I have such a good boat. If I don’t get first place, I’ll lose a lot of face!”Meng Jingtian sighed and patted the side of the dragon boat.

Ao Xi was stunned when he heard that. He smiled and said, “That’s easy to do! Thank you, God, for the Zongzi. Take it as a return gift!”

As he said that, he waved his sleeve and the surface of the river rolled rapidly. A huge wave carried the dragon boat several meters above the normal surface of the water and quickly moved forward.

“F * ck! Brother, you have some skill!”Meng Jingtian leaned on the edge of the boat and gave Ao xi a thumbs up.

At this moment, the other people on the snow sky and the players on the riverbank, who had come all the way here to see Meng Jingtian make a fool of himself, were all speechless with shock.

Were they playing the same damn game?

Huang Shang and the others leaned on the edge of the boat in fear, afraid that they would fall down. The waves were getting higher and higher. They were at least ten meters high?

It was so F * cking bizarre. A huge wave that was more than ten meters high was raised in a moat, and the huge wave was carrying their boat at high speed. Who would believe it if it was said?

“It’s nothing, nothing! Exalted goddess, have fun. Little God, I’ll go back First!”Ao XI squinted his eyes and smiled. The person in front of him was a main god. As a minor god, he naturally had to build a good relationship with him!

After he said that, Ao XI’s figure gradually faded and disappeared.

“Just now, I said that dragon boat rowing is a technical job. Meng Shen will definitely make a fool of himself! I promise I won’t beat you to death!”

“Beat You? In what position did Meng Shen throw the rice dumplings? Even the river god has been summoned.”

“So, these two activities have to be done together in the correct position! I’ve learned my lesson. I’ll send out the strategy now!”

In the moat, the snow-sky ship kept moving forward and soon caught up with the players who had started the quest before Meng Jingtian and the others.

The big waves came without mercy and directly knocked over their dragon boats, turning them into drowned chickens.

When they emerged from the water, they could only see a huge wave, like a demon’s tongue, carrying the snow-sky ship forward at high speed.

“3 minutes and 15 seconds! First Place!”

Not long after, the dragon boat finished running the required distance, and Meng Jingtian and the others’results were out.

Dragon boat competition rankings:

First Place: Meng Jingtian’s team 3 minutes and 15 seconds

Second Place: Zheng Qingyun’s team 10 minutes and 45 seconds

Third Place: Sun Yuxiao’s team 10 minutes and 50 seconds

...

..

Looking at the rankings, Huang Shang and the others were speechless. This was too f * cking ridiculous!

They were almost twice as fast as the second place!

With such a gap, how could they catch up? !

Just one look was enough to make them despair!

“It feels like a dream to do a quest with brother Tian.”After a long while, Cai Minghou sighed.

“Could it be that master asked me to join you? Cousin, you’re the existence that breaks the rules!”Zhao Lin turned his head and stared at Meng Jingtian in shock.

Taking out a luxurious dragon boat like the heavenly snow which had attributes that surpassed the other players by a few streets was still within the limits of what they could bear. They still felt that it was normal. After all, it was Meng Shen!

But what the F * ck... Racing a dragon boat and calling out the river god to help, wasn’t that against the rules?

Moreover, it was too f * cking bizarre!

“Calm down! Calm down! It’s a routine operation!”Meng Jingtian raised his hand and pressed down, comforting everyone as he said with a smile.

...

Everyone was speechless. With your standard of dragon boat rowing, capsizing was just a routine operation!

“Brother Tian, this activity is almost done. All That’s left is to recruit Qu Yuan. I see that the players on the forum have calculated the probability of one in 100,000. If you summon one for me, I can be considered to have no regrets in this activity.”

“That’s right! That’s right! Quick, summon Qu Yuan for us! Even if this activity is completed, I can also go to the wilderness to farm people in peace and contribute to our Battle of good and evil.”

After a short period of silence, Cai Minghou and the fifth party requested Meng Jingtian.

“Scram! is the probability of one in a hundred thousand summoned by me?”Meng Jingtian rolled his eyes and glared at them.

“You even summoned the river god. Qu Yuan is nothing. He’s just a heroic soul!”

“That’s right, brother Tian. We all know that this is nothing to you. Do you have the heart to see us disappointed and sister-in-law disappointed?”