I'm a God in an Online Game

The strong fragrance of wine spread in the air. One by one, the mountain bandits sat on the ground and poured wine from their bowls. The wine spilled all over their clothes, and in the end, it was unknown whether they had drunk too much or spilled too much.

These bandits, who were supposed to be standing at their “Jobs”in fear and waiting for the players to kill them, seemed to have become flesh and blood at this moment. They had their own emotions and emotions. Every one of them was different.

Instead, they were carved out from the same template. They only knew how to foolishly let the players kill them and let the players farm experience points.

The bandits were all boorish men. They would curse whenever they spoke. At this time, the bonfire party was filled with laughter mixed with many dirty jokes and jeers.

This kind of party couldn’t compare to the elegance of the upper class parties, but it was very infectious, causing people to unknowingly laugh out loud. They drank wine and ate meat, and all their worries were thrown into the clouds.

Meng Jingtian and Jiang Chen were gods and mountain bandits’bosses, so they naturally didn’t have to sit on the ground with the ordinary mountain bandits outside. Instead, they were in the gathering hall, and some of the elite mountain bandits were also here.

At this moment, one of the elite bandits heard something funny. He slammed the table and laughed loudly before stuffing another piece of meat into his mouth.

At this moment, no one cared about the rules.

Suddenly, Meng Jingtian couldn’t help but laugh. He actually looked forward to this kind of life.

Unfortunately, it was just a game after all.

“Ding! You have satisfied the wishes of the Sunset Valley Bandits. Sunset Valley Believers’Faith Value + 10!”

In the second half of the night, most of the bandits were so drunk that they had passed out. Meng Jingtian also heard the sound of a system notification.

“As expected! The average faith value has increased by 10 points. It seems that my train of thought is correct!”Meng Jingtian glanced at the average faith value of the dusk bandits and muttered to himself.

He then glanced at Jiang Chen, who was lying on the long table in the gathering justice hall and had passed out. Jiang Chen was mumbling in his sleep. He then glanced at his mouth and went offline.

Jiang Chen didn’t remember that he was a player now.

Meng Jingtian remembered that he had hooked arms with an elite bandit and was talking about going to the brothel with him next time. He shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

The next morning, Meng Jingtian went online.

It was already noon in the game, but the gathering justice hall was still in a mess. A group of bandits lay on the ground, hugging each other and snoring loudly.

Jiang Chen held his head and looked up from the table. He squinted his eyes and opened them to see Meng Jingtian clearly.

“BURP! God Meng, come! Drink!”He said and went to pick up the wine jar on the table.

“Drink your head!”The corner of Meng Jingtian’s mouth twitched and he slapped Jiang Chen’s head.

“Bang!”With a loud sound, Jiang Chen’s head hit the solid wooden table in front of him and made a small hole.

“-8,888.”A red damage number appeared above his head.

“Let’s Go!”Meng Jingtian waved his hand and turned to walk out of the door.

It was just a game character. He would recover after losing some HP.

Outside of Guichen Town, a group of little kids were playing with sand bags around an old tree with a crooked neck.

“Chi!”With a light sound, the sand bag was cracked by a flying stone, and the sand inside flowed out.

“Oh, Wow! My Sandbag!”A little girl wearing a floral dress cried out.

“It’s that little bastard! beat him up! beat him up!”

The other kids who were playing with him were stunned for a moment, and they immediately reacted. They looked up and saw Yuan Fengfeng sitting on a thick branch in the crown of the tree. He had not put away his slingshot yet.

“Little Bastard, we must catch you today!”

“Tie him up in the ancestral hall!”

“Throw him into the mountains and feed him to the wild wolves...”

A group of half-grown children began to chase after Yuan Feng.

Yuan Feng’s lips curled into a smile as he flew between the branches of the tree trunk. He was like an agile monkey, completely teasing the brats.

The little brats ostracized him and did not play with him.

Thus, all along, Yuan Feng could only play with the mud by himself.

But that day, this group of little brats ostracized him and smashed the mud doll that he had just made.

Later on, Yuan Feng discovered that bullying these little brats seemed to be quite fun, enough to pass the time of boredom.

When Meng Jingtian walked to the entrance of the town, he saw exactly this scene.

This made him rather speechless. Big Brother, in your previous life, you were a divine sword that killed countless demons and devils, alright?

Now, you’re actually bullying a group of little brats!

Are You Shameless?

“Yuan Feng, your mother called you home for dinner!”Meng Jingtian walked over and stood in front of the big tree in the divine open space, shouting at Yuan Feng who was on the tree.

“Sir!”Yuan Feng’s eyes lit up when he saw that it was Meng Jingtian. He immediately jumped over from the tree branch.

Meng Jingtian was shocked. He quickly reached out and caught him.

“Haha! Sir, you’re finally here! I thought you forgot our agreement!”Yuan Feng said happily while leaning on Meng Jingtian’s shoulder.

“Leave this little bastard to us!”At this moment, the group of brats who were chasing Yuan Feng also gave up climbing the tree and jumped down clumsily.

A ten-year-old little boy held a tree branch and pointed it at Meng Jingtian, threatening him.

“You call yourself a little bastard when you open your mouth, you really have no manners!”Meng Jingtian frowned and glanced at him.

“Hit him! Hit Him! You’re the one with no manners!”A newborn calf was not afraid of a tiger. The group of brats started shouting and threw pebbles at Meng Jingtian.

Meng Jingtian was a little helpless. He couldn’t be calculative with a group of brats, right?

...

Just as he was about to call out Zeng Shenyu and let him teach these brats a lesson, a few passing npcs saw this scene and turned pale with fright. They turned around and shouted as they ran into the town.

With this run, even their shoes had run away.

“This is bad! This is bad! Aunt Zhang, Uncle Wang, you guys quickly go to the town entrance to take a look! Your family’s son... Aiya! This is bad!”

“Master Cheng, Aunt Gu, you guys go too! Quickly go! I have to inform the mayor! Our town is going to be punished by the heavens!”

Meng Jingtian was provoked by this shout and looked into the town. He saw a group of NPC townsfolk running over in shock.

“You Damned Tiger Child! I’ll beat you to death! You Dare to provoke the Gods!”

“Pa!”

“Pa!”

“Pa!”

The NPC townsfolk who hurriedly ran over grabbed their own son who was throwing rocks at Meng Jingtian. Their faces turned green with fear, and they raised their hands to give him a good beating.

“Lord God, please calm down! The child is still young and insensible!”

...

“Lord God, please calm down. Don’t blame Dust Town for your crimes!”

“Wah! Wah ~”

“Wu Wu...”

These NPC townsfolk did not hold back at all during this beating. They beat up a group of naughty children until they cried out in pain.

“Uh...”Meng Jingtian was a little stunned. He had never intended to argue with these devilish children in the first place!

On the other hand, you guys beat up these devilish children quite miserably!

On this day, the cries of the devilish children spread far and wide.