Chapter 239: Slap of Justice
He then saw the people he was shouting at. Alexander didn\'t have much time to waste so he just looked into the mind of Celestial Dragon to see what was going on.
Saying that it enraged Alexander was an understatement. He apparated to the princess Otohime and stopped her from removing her clothes.
"I will handle it from here, no need to listen to his demands," he told her.
Everyone was alerted and shocked by the sudden appearance. But from his clothing, they all understood it was the Admiral.
Saint Notarin saw him and started ordering, "Oh it is Admiral Universe, good you came fast. Now I want you to destroy this kingdom. Their king dared to attack me."
Alexander looked uninterested. He winked at the king Neptune and princesses Otohime and looked at Saint Notarin.
"Saint Notarin, tell me, did you receive your part of Heavenly tribute from the Ryugu Kingdom?" Alexander asked.
Saint Notarin looked confused but still answered, "Of course I did. Nobody dares to not give it."Alexander started slowly walking to him, "Tell me, do you know why they pay Heavenly tribute?"
"Because I am the Celestial Dragon and we made the world government." He proudly said.
"WRONG!... Do you really think the world government is run by a bunch of celestial Dragons? No, the World Government is called the World Government because 170 kingdoms agreed to join it and pay the Heavenly tribute to keep Marines funded to protect their interest.
"Now, what you did today breaks the law. You took the heavenly tribute and yet, threatened to destroy them. Do you think other kingdoms will pay after they hear this? Are you trying to destroy the world government? According to the law if one tries to break the government they will be executed even if it is a Celestial Dragon." He reached an arm\'s distance to Saint Notarin.
Saint Notarin was shaking with fear at the moment. He was very dumb and knew nothing about the law so he believed everything Alexander said.
"Y-You need to save me, Admiral. I-I didn\'t do anything like that. I just wanted a slave..."
*BAM*
Alexander slapped him so hard that his air bubble burst and he got thrown a hundred meters away.
Everyone\'s eyes nearly fell out from the shocking scene. An Admiral hitting a Celestial Dragon, this was the craziest thing they had ever seen. People started murmuring that Alexander would now be labeled a traitor by the World Government.
"Dobby, grab him and tie him near Noodles. I want him scared to death when I see him again. Tell Noodles to play with him." Alexander instructed.
Then he looked back at the princess, "I am sorry that this happened. I will deal with him, you don\'t have to worry, no trouble will come to your kingdom. In fact, I have a proposal."
"Thank you, Admiral Universe, we didn\'t know kind people like you also served in Marines. This restored my faith in humanity. Please come with us to the palace." She invited him.
Alexander cooly walked into their Palace. It was really big for him but considering how huge the king was it was not that big.
"Thank you for helping us- jamon" King Neptune said while walking. For some reason, he added Jamon after many of his sentences.
"That was my duty as a marine. Your money pays my salary after all." Alexander shrugged off the praise.
Princess Otohime felt really happy that a good person like Alexander exists. She was probably the only person in the Ryugu Kingdom who advocated peace between the Fishmen and humans.
On top of that, Princess Otohime had a very powerful Observation Haki and it let her feel other people\'s hearts and Alexander\'s heart was as kind as her own.
"You went against a World Noble. I hope you won\'t be in trouble for this." She worriedly said.
"HAHAHA...They can\'t do anything to me. And don\'t worry, princess. No trouble will come here either." He reassured them.
They soon came to a big hall which was supposedly where they would sit and talk. So Alexander started telling him about the trade deal.
"So we can buy and sell anything with you. And you will open a shop here?" King Neptune murmured.
"I accept, this is nothing for what you did today." he then agreed.
Alexander made himself large, surprising everyone, and shook hands with Neptune. "A man named Brian will come with a contract later. He will tell you everything in more detail. Okay, I should leave now, they must be waiting for a report from me."
"Once again, thank you, Admiral Universe, you will always be welcome to the Ryugu Kingdom- jamon"
Alexander left the couple and walked back to his but in his way, he came upon a small Fishman kid. His skin was fully red.
"Hey, mister... Why do you hate us?" The kid asked him out of nowhere.
Alexander knelt down to his level, "I don\'t hate anyone, child."
"B-But mama said humans hate us." The kid stuck to his idea.
"Child, humans even hate each other. It\'s their nature. But rest assured, the man who just caused problems here will be punished by me. What is your name by the way?" Alexander asked.
"My name is Fisher Tiger."
Alexander ruffled his hair, "Tell me, Tiger. If you find some rotten fruits on a fruit tree, do you throw the rotten fruits or cut the whole tree?"
"That\'s easy, we just throw the bad fruit."
"Just like that, this whole world is a big fruit tree, there are some bad people everywhere, on the upper branches and lower too. But you should never generalize a whole community because of some bad people. Now go and play, this is not your age to worry about all this. Here, take this and share it with your friends." He took out a big crate filled with different kinds of candies and chocolates.
Fisher Tiger showed his innocence and picked the crate over his head, "Thank you, uncle Admiral. I will share this with everyone."
Alexander finally came back to his ship and saw Saint Notarin tied to a pole. Noodles was trying to play with him. But Saint Notarin was not moving as he had peed his pants and was unconscious at the moment.
"You won\'t get away with this Admiral, you attacked a celestial dragon..." One of Saint Notarin\'s bodyguards threatened.
Alexander looked at him from the corner of his eye, "Tell me, what motivates a man to wake up every day and be a dog of that excuse of a man?"
"Y-You dishonor Saint Notarin, just wait, they will kill you slowly and..."
The man wasn\'t able to say more as Alexander didn\'t allow, "Noodles, eat this man and the one\'s in a suit like his."
Noodles happily completed the big responsibility bestowed upon him. After eating he made some happy noises. "Eaaaaaaa"
"Bald Chad, take us back up. Directly to the red port." He ordered.
"What are you gonna do with him, boss?" Dobby asked.
"Haha, just grab the popcorn and watch the show." He chuckled, keeping his plans mysterious.
After a few hours, they finally came back up to the surface, just for the record\'s sake, Alexander reported to Marineford, "Ah, King Kong, I have successfully rescued Saint Notarin, he was attacked by a seaking down there. His men died but I came in time and saved him. I will deliver him straight to Mary Geoise."
"Good job Admiral, Five Elders will be happy to hear this. You may proceed." Kong happily permitted him.
Alexander didn\'t reply and hung up, behind him Saint Notarin had woken up, "You, I will kill you... I will order a buster call on you..."
*SLAP*
Alexander put a nice palm tattoo on his face, "You retarded man child, do you even know what buster call is? It\'s nothing but 5 Vice-admirals coming to destroy whatever they are asked to. You may have forgotten but I am an Admiral, I can bust your buster call with even one hand."
"Y-Yo..." Saint Notarin didn\'t have anything else to say as he had run out of vocabulary. He had already used everything he knew but nothing worked.
*SLAP*
"Listen to me now, I will be escorting you to Mary Geoise, I want you to keep your mouth shut the whole way. If I hear any word I will kill you." Alexander sternly instructed him.
"Y-You won\'t do that..."
*SLAP*
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