Bjorn Yandel the Barbarian

And the soothing voice added to it.

Elisa had a look that most men would readily like.

At least until 1 second.

“Eh Elisha!”

The moment Hans C’s eyes widened.

A woman with a slender body of about 160 cm collapses on the floor.

dump.

sunken temples.

Eyeballs protruding excessively.

Even crimson fresh blood spurting out like a water gun from where the ear hole should be.

There was no longer a pretty Elisa.

“What the hell are you guys doing…!”

Seeing her miserable appearance, Hans C shouted in shock.

“Why! Why did you hurt Elisa-sama! What did we do…!”

yeah, i haven’t done anything yet.

So I answered briefly.

“I’m sorry. It was a mistake.”

My hand slipped because the mace was heavy.

Really. So…

“Why don’t you come closer? Let’s talk about compensation for mistakes.”

“You crazy bastard!”

Doesn’t it work either?

Well, he must have a head too.

Hans C fell into a state of panic as if he had intuited his fate.

“Oh no… they’re all going to die…”

“It’s nice to know.”

I was no longer in denial.

But…

“Because of these crazy bastards…”

Looking at Hans C who was in fear, even smiling for a moment, he felt an indescribable sense of difference.

When I looked at it slowly, the cause of the sense of difference was in the guy’s gaze.

‘Why are you afraid to look at a place other than us?’

I naturally followed Hans C’s gaze and moved my head. At the end of it was (old) Elisha.

A woman of misfortune who lost her former beauty and became a cold corpse.

But did you even feel my gaze?

“Gigik Giggig Gigit Gigit…”

Elisa, who should have returned to God’s arms a long time ago, spat out a grotesque sound and started convulsing.

The dynamically bent limbs, as if touching an electric wire, reminded me of the joint dance performed by zombies in the movie.

‘What the fuck is this again?’

I don’t understand at all.

When I hit the head, there was definitely a one-shot one-kill unique taste.

But why are you living and wriggling?

Making such a creepy noise?

“Gigit Gigigig Giggit!”

“Bjorn? What happened to this?”

don’t ask me dwarf boy

‘Cause I’m too scared

I’ve woken up with this body and tried many people, but it’s the first time I swear to the ancestors that I’ve become a corpse and dance like that.

But…

hard.

This habit of straining my chin when I’m nervous is proof that my body belongs to a brave barbarian.

“…I’ll try to fix it.”

“Are you going to solve it?”

Instead of answering, I dashed forward and slammed the mace down.

The target to be hit is Elisa’s face.

Poo-!

The soft skull, incomparable to Deathfind, dented again, and the dwarf blackened.

“Destroying dead bodies, no matter how looters they are—!”

Doesn’t it fit the rules?

So what do you mean?

“I was so scared I couldn’t help it.”

“What? That’s what someone who says it’s scary—”

I cut him off and replied.

I don’t know why I have to say this to so many people over and over again.

“The best defense is offense.”

cancer don’t

I’m scared, so I hit and smash it.

In order to protect myself, I ruthlessly slaughter my enemies.

This is the barbarian way.

‘Ah, now I understand.’

This is why Einar was afraid of Banshee. It’s because you can’t beat spirit dwelling monsters.

You need a magic deal, not a physical deal.

Having suddenly come to a new realization, I checked the (old) Elisha again.

And bitterly clicked his tongue.

“Damn it, you’re still dancing…”

Now, even with her face completely sunken, Elisa showed a creepy look by bending her extension joints.

Do you still need magic deals?

“Dwalkie! Use magic!”

“But…”

What is a but?

These kids don’t have to be nice.

I have to say it strongly, but I listen to you.

“Come on!”

Coinciding with my cry, Dwalki began chanting magic spells.

and that moment.

“I can’t die!”

Hans C turned his back and started running away.

It was futile.

Before he could take a few steps, a crossbow arrow fired by Rotmiller hit Hans C in the back.

Fu-wook!

Hans C., who collapsed with his back turned.

Looking at that miserable end, I murmured briefly.

“The idiot cub.”

If they hadn’t given me armor, I wouldn’t have been able to survive an arrow.

Also, if the intelligence is low, the body suffers.

Soon, I moved my gaze and looked at the last remaining spearman, Taison, and asked.

“Aren’t you running away?”

“Because it doesn’t make any sense.”

Eyes and tone of voice that seemed to have already given up on everything.

However, like Hans C, I sensed a strange sense of heterogeneity in the voice of my warrior’s blood.

That was the moment.

Shaaaaaa-!

Suddenly, a black glow emanated from Hans C’s body.

To be honest, I was scared, so I hurriedly hid behind Dwalkie, but nothing special happened.

The light disappeared after about 5 seconds, and only then did I unfold my crouched body and check the front.

“Nimiral?”

I don’t know what kind of weird harmony this is, but Hans C’s body that emitted light was changed like a mummy.

Moisture is a body that has lost all moisture and has lost all vitality.

The eyes of the party gathered at Rotmiller, who naturally shot the crossbow.

“Rotmiller, what the hell are you doing…”

“I didn’t do anything! Really!”

i know it’s this guy

Perhaps this must have something to do with (old) Eli love. In the first place, even though I haven’t done anything to that guy over there, Taison, hasn’t he changed like that?

Wizard Dwalki hastily issued his opinion.

“The vitality that was plucked from the two of them has been absorbed into that woman’s body over there!”

Um, is that how it feels?

After playing the game, I get a rough idea of what type it is.

There was also one thing I had to catch up on.

“Gigiggiggiggigit…”

Within a moment, Elisa stood up from her seat while dancing jointly.

The face is still half crushed.

In that state, Elisha’s mouth opened.

“How did know?”

“what.”

“That we are enemies.”

“Oh that.”

I tried my best to pretend to be calm and answered.

“They all smell rotten.”

Was this a satisfactory answer?

I guess it is.

Seeing Elisa, a half-head with her head crushed in half, laugh so loudly.

“Kee hee hee hee hee hee!!!”

Fuck, why can’t I just skip this once in my life?

“…….”

The current situation was similar to the Corpse Golem battle.

Everyone in the party froze at the scene that was far from reality, and I woke up my teammates who had lost their minds by shouting like that time.

“Everyone, wake up!!”

If you don’t, it all looks like shit.

***

I have been playing [Dungeons and Stones] for 10 years.

It wasn’t a popular game, but I take pride in not knowing anything about this game.

It wasn’t really a false statement.

“Kee hee hee hee hee hee!!!”

“What happened. Why did the dead person…”

The body was resurrected.

However, according to my knowledge, this would not be a miracle performed by Leatlas, the god of exploration.

Regardless of what those who serve him do, Leatlas is a god with a good attitude.

I briefly told the conclusion I had drawn.

“I am a Karui priest.”

A priest of the dark god Karui.

A kind of hidden class that can be selected only when you start as a human and change your job to a priest.

It has the strength of being able to use divine power and dark spells at the same time, but the penalty is huge.

“A priest of the Karui!”

“Was that woman a slave of an evil demon?”

As a priest of Karui, he is dragged to the execution site the moment his class is discovered.

Because of this, you have to build a team by making the NPCs of the malicious world subordinate, and you also need to periodically offer living sacrifices to maintain your job.

‘That’s probably why they act like looters. It would be safest to find a sacrifice in the labyrinth.’

This solved most of the causalities.

However, one question still remains.

why did it have to be us

Why did they pursue us so persistently?

I just don’t have the time to look into that.

“I lost a precious subordinate because of you.”

Did he digest all the vitality he absorbed from Hans C and Tyson? Elisa, who had regained her original appearance to some extent, looked at me and said.

It seems that my vocabulary has improved compared to before, perhaps because the brain that was crushed has recovered.

That means intelligence is back.

But…

‘What are you talking about, this crazy bitch?’

Are intelligence and personality separate?

I answered briefly.

“You must have not been properly home-trained to blame others under these circumstances.”

“…What?”

It is all the fault of this woman that Hans and Teison died young in such a miserable manner.

Wouldn’t this have happened if he had just accepted his fate with his head broken?

Soon I made up my mind.

“I will avenge Hans and Teison.”

And I will rob you of all your equipment and valuables.

It won’t be easy though.

When has my life ever been easy?

***

「Elisa Behenk has cast [Death’s Call]」

“Look over there!”

The dwarf pointed to one place with his flagship.

There, the mummified Hans C and Taison were slowly raising their bodies. I wasn’t surprised because I’d played Karui’s priest a few times before.

‘The call of death.’

The basic and core skill of the class.

Originally, it only summons undead monsters, but when using the medium of corpses, it can deal with stronger minions.

Those eyes that can’t find reason are the proof.

“Grrrrr…….”

Hans and Taison, short for Hans and Taison, who soon finished their job transfer to the undead, looked at us and rolled their eyes.

And…

“Destroy the enemies, my servants!”

According to Elisha’s command, they rushed towards us.

Quaang-!

The battle began in earnest as ‘Hanson’ rushed out and collided with the shield wall formed by the dwarf.

「Rioll Warb Dwalki cast [Ice Lance], a level 8 attack spell.」

「Misha Karlstein cast [Enhancement].」

「The effect of active skills used thereafter increases in proportion to Spirit power.」

「Misha Karlstein cast [Inflict Poison].」

While we were being beaten in front of us, Misha and Dwalkie worked hard, but there were no effective hits.

High level of physical resistance that does not even scratch even when struck with a mace.

It even became undead and was endowed with resistance to poison and cold.

I guess it’s not a good fit.

Clink! Fire-!

Of course, Rottmiller, who had a lot of experience in fighting the undead, generously used Molotov cocktails…

“You’re doing nonsense!”

「Elisa Behenk has cast [Fire of the Dead].」

Black flames shimmered in the air and began to absorb all the surrounding fire.

‘Shit.’

The situation got a headache.

Next to the divine power, fire, which is in conflict with the undead, does not work.

‘Is there no choice but to break the core after all?’

Even if the whole body is slaughtered, the undead will not die as long as the core is intact.

For reference, Skeleton’s core was hidden between the ribs, and Deathfind’s was the brain.

Then, what about these guys who were reborn with the power of the Dark God?

The answer is simple.

“Misha, can you kill that woman?”

The summoner’s core usually resides with the summoner.

In other words, if only Elisha can be killed, ‘Hanson’ can also find light and return to the arms of the true God.

“Ummm…….”

“It doesn’t have to be impossible to kill. Even if you just inflict damage, the situation will be much better.”

“I’ll try.”

Soon Misha nodded.

And immediately, stepping on my shoulder, leaping high and flying toward Elisha.

A nimble and flexible movement enough to fold even a fairy. However, he was not an opponent who could be harmed without hesitation.

「Elisa Behenk has summoned the [Shadow Guard].」

Soldiers in the form of shadows rose from the ground and completely blocked Elisa’s surroundings.

It seemed difficult for even Misha to break through them and take Elisa’s head in a short period of time.

But…

‘There’s no reason I can’t go to the long game.’

I wouldn’t know if Hanson had a weapon in his hand.

Since he had already been confiscated, Hanson, who had changed his job to undead, was not a big threat.

In fact, even the dwarf and I could pull off as much time as we wanted.

After judging, I redistributed the personnel.

“Dwalkie Rottmiller, you two help Mischa.”

“But…”

“It’s okay. Here, just the two of us, we’ll try something.”

“Okay! Then please!”

Soon, as Dwalki and Rotmiller joined, the charter slowly began to decline.

Of course, the Shadow Guardians were regenerated as soon as they were destroyed, and they sprayed various curses on us to see

if they still had enough power…

Starting from an instant, the number of constantly summoned Shadow Guardians began to decrease significantly.

Even if you worship an evil spirit, the source of your power is limited.

But could this situation not have been expected?

“These damn things…!”

Elisa, who had been put on the defensive, began to tremble in bewilderment.

However, as if he still had reason to survive, he gritted his teeth and muttered quietly.

“I will not forget this humiliation…….”

After about 20 minutes of reducing the number of shadow guards, less than five remained.

Realizing what I was about to do, I hurriedly shouted.

“What? Fuck no!”

I’ve almost caught it now, but where are you running away!

I dashed with all my might, pushing Hanson, who had been clinging to me throughout the battle.

But…

「Elisa Behenk cast [Spiritification].」 Shortly

after, Elisa’s body turned translucent and floated up in the air.

“You will never return alive.”

It flew away and disappeared into the darkness.

Whii-!

Like a dog chasing a chicken, I looked in that direction in vain, then let out a big sigh.

“Sir ……”

The boss mob that caught everything escaped.

And that too, with a grudge against us.