My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

“He looks good! She’s even better looking than you, little girl! If we give them water and poop, they’ll grow! You little girl, you didn’t even eat for long in the past.” Uncle Gu chuckled.

Cai Xiaolian& thought& to herself,”nothing good will come out of uncle’s mouth.”

Gu Xin wrinkled her nose,’uncle, how can you compare the food I eat with Daddi’s? are you still going to let me eat?”

Uncle Gu knocked Gu Xin’s head, ” “You’ll become a Daddi if you eat! In the end, that Daddi is transformed from the rice we eat. After eating the rice, it becomes Daddi. Daddi water the crops, and when the crops grow, we eat them. After eating it, it becomes Daddi again.”

gu xin tilted her head and thought about it. it seemed to make sense. when food entered the stomach, it would turn into poop that would come out and drench the crops. when the crops grew, they would eat the crops and turn into poop again. then, would they be eating the crops or the poop?

Old master Qin’s stomach was bloated after drinking such a big bowl of water. Thinking about what uncle Gu had said, it was not good. It felt like Chen Nian’s stomach disease was acting up and he wanted to vomit.

Cai Xiaolian, Gu Nian, and Lu Zheng all facepalmed. What could their uncle do? they could not refute his words.

Uncle Gu shook his head and sighed. He then knocked Gu Xin’s head again, ” “It’s only fun when there are four of them.”

“Who is this old man? Why did you bring a stool to the door?” Uncle Gu placed his hand on Gu Xin’s head and brought her to the door. He looked at old master Qin.

her uncle, this old man was passing by. He was tired and asked for water to drink. Xinxin was worried that he was too tired, so she brought a stool out for him to sit on. cai xiaolian explained.

“Well, Xinxin did the right thing! Don’t let any strangers into the house when the man isn’t here, no matter male or female, old or young!” Uncle Gu gave him a thumbs up and then looked at old master Qin. oh my, old master, you really don’t look too good! let’s go to ah yuan’s house. ah yuan’s grandmother’s medical skills are very good. i’ll give you two needles and i’m sure you’ll look better immediately.”

After saying that, uncle Gu was about to help old master Qin up.

old master qin said,”it’s because of what you said!” My stomach hurts, how can I look good?

However, he still followed them. He still did not know about Lu Zheng’s relationship with the Zhou family. Ever since he appeared this month, Lu Zheng had been avoiding him when he went back to visit old master Zhou.

“Aiyo, old man, why do you think an old man like you has nothing better to do and is wandering around our village? if it wasn’t for my sister-in-law and niece’s kindness and letting you sit at the door, i’m afraid you would’ve fainted with your eyes closed and your legs kicking!”

“can’t an old man like you just stay at home? Why are you so disobedient? My father’s health wasn’t good before, so he stayed at home obediently. Isn’t he well now?”

I’m telling you, aunt Xiao’s acupuncture skills are amazing. The needle is as long as a chopstick. Last month, a woman in our village gave birth to a baby. She was in so much pain that aunt Xiao fainted after a while. Then, another needle woke her up and gave birth to a baby! I’m guessing that she didn’t want to be stabbed, so she gave birth with all her might.”

“Old man, just bear with it later! Let me tell you, my youngest son’s name is “endure, endure.” The word “endure,” has many meanings, so you must endure!”

Uncle Gu’s voice was getting further and further away. Gu Xin and her mother looked at each other, feeling that uncle Gu was trying to scare the old man on purpose. But there was no evidence, what should they do?