My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

“Sister Luo, there’s no hurry. I believe that young master Li is smart and will be able to do it soon.” Cai Xiaolian glanced at Madam Li’s leg. She really wanted to ask, does it not hurt?

“Little Lian, I’m not boasting, but my unlucky son can’t go out to play. He’s locked up at home all day and has come up with a lot of things. He’s really powerful.” Mrs. Li said with a smile.

“Why can’t young master Li go out and play?” Cai Xiaolian asked curiously.

“It’s what the warlocks say,” bad luck brings bad luck, and you’ll be unlucky when you go out.” He had often sneaked out since he was young, and all kinds of strange bad luck could fall on him. It’s fine at home, but we also spent a lot of money to buy things to put at home. My family’s unlucky fellow is well-versed in both literature and martial arts. My family has invited many teachers to teach him. He is proficient in the six arts of a gentleman, rites, music, archery, and books. As long as he doesn’t go out, he will be an excellent young man. He couldn’t do it outside the door, he was bound to be unlucky. Our family built a horse farm for him to learn riding and shooting. At home, he can even ride a horse and shoot through trees with a hundred steps, but when he goes out, he’s already been stepped on by his own horse a few times.” Mrs. Li said calmly. She had gotten used to it over the years.

Cai Xiaolian was so shocked that she couldn’t close her mouth. Sister Luo, are you sure you’re not joking?

“Then will I be like this for the rest of my life? Or is there a way to change your fate?” Cai Xiaolian asked again.

“It’s not a lifetime, just eighteen years! He’s 17 this year, and was born in the winter month. There’s still a year and ten months left.” Madam Li said.

“That’s good, that’s good! If I’m like this for the rest of my life, wouldn’t it be a pity for many young ladies?” Cai Xiaolian rejoiced.

“eh? Why is it such a pity?” Mrs. Li didn’t know how to react.

“sister luo, with your looks, young master li must be very handsome. He was also well versed in both literature and martial arts, proficient in etiquette, music, archery, calligraphy, and mathematics. Such a good man was the object of admiration for many girls! wasn’t it a pity for these girls that he couldn’t go out? At my age, I also like to look at pretty girls and young men with sons.” cai xiaolian said in a serious tone.

Yingluo, hahahahahahahahaha! Mrs. Li laughed wildly without restraint and slapped her thigh a few times. little Lian, I like people like you. You’re right, I also like to look at handsome girls and handsome men, they’re pleasing to the eye and delicious! Great minds think alike! If I were a man, I would definitely snatch you away from second Gu! I’ll take you and your precious daughter back to my house!”

cai xiaolian:

You can’t beat my nine thousand years old.

“Little Lian, let’s get down to business. Don’t joke with me!” Madam li stopped laughing and glanced at Cai Xiaolian.

cai xiaolian only wanted to say,”your husband must be blind. he can’t even see such an interesting soul and beautiful body, why would he find a concubine?”

“Once this thing is made, I’ll give you 10% of the profit for every batch. If you have any other ideas, it’ll be best if you can make it. If you can’t, I’ll find someone to make it, and I’ll still give you 10% of the profit. What do you think?” Mrs. Li resumed her business-like demeanor and said in a serious tone.