My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Grandma Gu felt a headache coming on when she saw Guo Wan’s outfit.

Guo Wan was a little fat. She used to wear white clothes to create a fairy-like feeling.

However, after being scolded by Lu Zheng for being a large steamed bun, Guo Wan had changed her dress and was now wearing more gaudy clothes.

She was wearing a bright red jacket, a golden collar around her neck, a bright purple skirt, and yellow shoes.

On her head was a big red flower of the same style as the Qin family.

Her face wasn’t as heavily powdered as it used to be, but it looked too real without any makeup at all, revealing all the flaws of her face.

There were small freckles under her eyes, and some pimples had grown at the corner of her mouth, either from heat or from cowardice.

The way she was dressed, coupled with her pretentious attitude, really made grandma Gu speechless. It was the new year!

Auntie, my mother said that our families are in-laws. Sister-in-law’s nephews and nieces are all my nephews and nieces. I will treat them the same way I treat Rui ‘er. Guo Wan’s face was full of disapproval, and then she looked at Guo Rui. Rui ‘er, go and call your cousins over. I’m looking for them.

“Oh.” Guo Rui quickly went to call for help.

Only God knew how much he didn’t want to be with his younger aunt. Although his younger aunt didn’t put on makeup on her face like before, when she applied it on herself, she smelled of Rouge all over her body. When mixed together, it also had a strange smell. He had been holding it in for a long time.

Guo Rui was six years old this year. He looked like a small adult, not very talkative and quiet.

It was the first time that the Gu family had seen this kid run so fast!

“Third sister, what’s wrong with Rui ‘er?” Uncle Gu asked curiously.

“Maybe I’ve been sitting in the car for too long and want to move my muscles and bones!” Third aunt Gu said helplessly.

He understood his own son.

Her son had asked her about the strange smell on her aunt and what it was.

She remembered that she didn’t explain to her son, nor did she tell him the answer.

In any case, her son was certain that there was a strange smell on her.

Body odor!

Today, she had put on makeup to cover up the smell, but it made it even weirder.

After a while, Gu Hui and the rest arrived.

Guo Wan acted like a gentle elder and gave everyone a red packet. The red packet was quite big and contained two wens.

It was time for dinner after the red packets were sent.

The little ones ate quickly, so they asked Guo Rui to eat faster as well, so that they could take him out to play later.

The adults really thought that they were going to play.

“Cousin brother, cousin sister, where are we going? Are we leaving the village?” Guo Rui asked when they arrived at Lu Yang’s house at the village entrance.

“Yes, I’ll take you to fight. Are you afraid?” Gu en asked.

“What?” Guo Rui was stunned.

“Fight! Last year, when you came back from the pig slaughter, Zhang Xiaohu snatched your dessert and pushed you to the ground. Do you remember?” Gu en asked.

Guo Rui nodded.

“I’m going to beat him up! He bullied Xinxin and was beaten up by us. Go and complain to his uncle’s cousin. Our Gu family’s children will beat their Gao family’s children to see who’s better. Guo Rui, remember to hide behind us and beat them up when the time comes.” Gu en said.

“Ruirui is too small, let’s not bring him along!” Gu Xin said as she looked at her silly little cousin.