My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

“Girls, quickly run!” Uncle Gu ran over with an axe and shouted when he saw the big guy.

When he raised his axe and stood in front of the sisters, the big guy jumped up and uncle Gu threw his axe at their heads.

In her panic, Gu Xin touched the small bamboo tube that Cai Xiaolian had sewn into her clothes. She opened the lid and threw it at the big guy.

After moving, not only did Gu Xin practice the horse stance, but she also practiced shooting darts. She learned quickly and was quite accurate, so the powder pill ended up in everyone’s mouths.

“Roar ~”

The big guy suddenly stopped and roared.

The sun shone through the forest and onto the three humans and one Tiger. If one looked closely, one would see that uncle Gu’s neck was stained with the nearest powder.

Taking advantage of the moment when the big guy stopped moving, uncle Gu threw the axe directly, then picked up one child in each hand and ran away quickly.

Mother, you haven’t come out of the mountain for more than ten years, and now even the big cat in the back mountain has come out. You scared your son to death.

Oh my God, please strike that big cat with lightning and let me run back to my mother’s side!

“Roar ~”

The big tiger caught up with them and caught up with them in no time.

Gu Xin and Gu Nian, who were being carried by uncle Gu, saw the big guy that was about to catch up to them.

Especially when they saw the big guy jump up and glare at the back of uncle Gu’s head with his big mouth open, as if he wanted to bite off uncle Gu’s neck. The two sisters were so scared that their eyes rolled back and they fainted.

“Aiyo!” Uncle Gu was tripped by a stone and fell.

Gu Xin landed in a short thicket with thorns, while Gu SI’s head was cut by a sharp stone, causing her to bleed non-stop.

As soon as the man fell, the big guys missed.

The big guy turned around, and uncle Gu just got up and pushed the two children further away, facing the big guy.

God bless, I’m so big, it’ll be full after eating me, let the two children go!

He was highly focused and got into position to fight the Tiger with his bare hands. The big guy opposite him also got into position, treating the human in front of him as a meal.

“Pfft!”

The moment the man and the Tiger confronted each other, the tiger’s tail suddenly wagged.

“Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!”

Now, uncle Gu saw the most unforgettable moment of his life.

The big cat had diarrhea!

At this time, he didn’t forget to wipe his eyes and take a closer look. He couldn’t help but Mutter,””Brother Hu, you’ve already pooped and you still want to eat us?”

“Roar ~”

“Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!”

The big cat roared and pulled back.

Uncle Gu wanted to laugh, but he knew that it was not the time to.

Since this big cat had diarrhea, it was probably like a human. Its legs would go soft from diarrhea. How was he going to carry the two girls back?

Which way is the fastest?

“Roar ~”

This scream was even louder than the previous one, but it was definitely enough to scare uncle Gu to the point that his legs went soft.

Uncle Gu quietly took a step back. He had already calculated that he would first pick up sisi, then pick up Xinxin, and roll down in Xinxin’s direction. That should be the best escape route.

He only hoped that the big guy in front of him could drag on a little longer.

Unfortunately, his hopes were dashed. The moment he moved, the big cat pounced at him.

Uncle Gu quickly rolled in Gu SI’s direction.

The big cat landed on the ground and knelt on its front hooves.

“Owwuuu!”

It wasn’t a tiger’s roar, but a wail from a body that had suffered a great impact.

Uncle Gu didn’t have time to think too much. He picked up Gu si, whose forehead was still bleeding, and quickly went to pick up Gu Xin, rolling down in the direction he expected.