My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

“The matchmaker brought my mother-in-law and aunt to meet her, and I followed. Seeing that my sister-in-law was quite satisfied with the other party, I secretly put the smelly socks that my mother-in-law had prepared in advance, the kind that hadn’t been washed for half a month, into my sister-in-law’s purse. Aiyo, you guys don’t know what happened at that time! He treated young master Fang like he had eaten poop, and even his mother had a look of disdain. Even the matchmaker had run away! “Hahahaha!” Third aunt Gu laughed again.

“As for that brother-in-law, he’s even more of a bastard! In broad daylight, he flirted with a girl in his family’s rice Shop! I just happened to see it, so I immediately lifted the door bolt, chased him half the street, caught him, and gave him a hard beating! That mother-in-law of mine is going to Sue me at the government office! If your third uncle finds out, the three of them will say all sorts of bad things about me and even say that they want to divorce me! What a joke, I sent off my father-in-law at his funeral and gave birth to a son for his family, and he dares to divorce me? If they divorce me, the old man will be the first to jump out and stop them!”

“The whole family thinks that your third brother is a scholar, and you’re showing off like a scholar? Don’t scholars eat? A scholar doesn’t eat shit? He was still the same as most people! She rushed to my house to ask for my hand in marriage, but after she married me, she kept pestering me! Bah! If it wasn’t for the fact that his scholar is a feast for the eyes, I would have married him.”

Third aunt Gu did not hold back when she spoke.

Cai Xiaolian thought, this sister-in-law is much more difficult to deal with than the sister-in-law of a scholar!

Gu Nian: ” I want to learn from third aunt. When I get married, I want to marry a beautiful woman. When I encounter bad things, I can calm down by looking at her face.

Gu Xin: Third aunt is amazing!

“Da ya, er ya, Yingluo.”

“Aunt, you can call us niannian or Xinxin! It’s not easy to distinguish between big ya and second YA. Big sister Huihui and little sister sisi are also big ya and second YA!” Gu Nian quickly interrupted her. She could not let her third aunt change the way she addressed her.

It wasn’t that the name wasn’t good. The main thing was that if you shouted da ya and ER ya at the village entrance, a lot of little girls would appear in no time.

“It’s fine. They are the eldest and second daughter of the first branch. In the future, when your fourth uncle gives birth to two daughters, they will be the eldest and second daughter of the fourth branch!” Third aunt Gu waved her hand. She looked very much like uncle Gu.

Gu Nian thought,’no wonder they’re siblings born from the same mother. They have the same thought process.’

“Second sister-in-law, niannian is already so old, have you taken a good look at her? This wretched girl, what did she not know? she had been tricked by that stinky girl, Zhang Yunyun, every day! Can’t you and second brother put in more effort? When she was learning embroidery from me, she was quite smart. I just didn’t know why she was fooled by that stupid Zhang Yunyun! If this continued, she would only have a face and her brain would be mushed! Our Gu family shouldn’t have such a silly thing!” Interrupted by Gu Nian, third aunt Gu forgot what she was going to say and began to talk about Gu Nian’s marriage with Cai Xiaolian.

‘Stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid thing!’

[ f * ck! ]

How did the quiet and calm grandma Gu and the kind and gentle Grandpa Gu give birth to such a daughter?

The genetic mutation is a little serious!

Gu Nian held her forehead as she complained in her heart.

Gu Xin, on the other hand, blinked her big eyes and listened to her seriously. She felt that many of her aunt’s words made sense. Why didn’t she realize this in the past?

He was probably too stupid in the past, but now he became smarter after eating a Jade bead every day.