In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

\'Right. The black box. My clone sealed Kisame and Samehada inside.\' Akihiko finally remembered about the two. He completely forgot about this matter since this was not too important.

"Ino, move back. I am going to unseal this guy." Akihiko said as Ino nodded. Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi and Anko all moved in front of Hinata, Ino and Sakura. They were trying to protect the three since they didn\'t know what was sealed and what the sealed target might do once it was unsealed.

Ino, Sakura and Hinata were also curious about what was sealed inside. Akihiko just lifted the box and flipped it upside down.

Inside the box, Kisame was rolling around and Samehada\'s sharp exterior poked his skin. His body was not as muscular as before. His build became average-ish as he was malnourished. His chakra was also being sucked by Samehada.

Akihiko took off the seal as the black box disappeared. Kisame, surprised, quickly grabbed Samehada as he was about to attack Akihiko.

At that moment, Kushina just punched Kisame\'s head as Kisame fell to the ground. Some of his teeth shattered into pieces but luckily, they had the ability to grow back after one hour.

"Why are you so weak?" Kushina asked as Kisame\'s mouth twitched.

"Kushina, we\'re just strong." Mikoto said as she tapped Kushina\'s shoulders.

"Hehe, right. I forgot about that for a second."

Kisame was going to get up but golden chains wrapped around him tightly. He couldn\'t move his body. He was going to use his superhuman strength to break the chains but the chains didn\'t even budge.

"Nice, Kushina." Akihiko said with a smirk and a thumbs-up as Kushina returned the thumbs up with a smug expression.

"This is the Uzumaki Clan\'s kekkei Genkai. It\'s very powerful, isn\'t it? The reason why Uzumaki clan members are chosen to be jinchuurikis is because of these golden chains. They can even suppress Kurumi easily."

\'Rawr! Kushina! This great one isn\'t easily chained! I was just too lazy to break out of the chains.\' Kurumi shouted as Kushina answered.

"Yeah, yeah."

\'Hmph. If it weren\'t for the fact that I\'m planning for a huge, huge, huge thing, I would have gotten out of here. But I have to be patient.\' Kurumi reminded herself.

"Kushina, are you talking with Kurumi?"

"Yeah, she was talking about how the chains didn\'t suppress her. She was just lazy and didn\'t want to break the chains."

*Giggle*

They all giggled as they knew that Kurumi was just pretending.

"What are we going to do about the fish-guy?" Ino asked as she pointed at Kisame.

"I\'m a SHARK!" Kisame yelled, before flinching when Kushina raised her hand.

"I should just let Deidara and Nagato handle it. It\'ll be their last work before their vacation tomorrow."

\'Deidara? Right. That traitor. How dare he betray Akatsuki? He was trusted. We treated him nicely. How dare he?!\' Kisame was angry as he wriggled between the chains.

"Right. Wait a minute, Akihiko." Kushina said as she walked towards a cabinet and took out a paper and brush.

She drew some circles, lines, squiggly lines and after 50 seconds, she finished.

*Slap*

She slapped the paper seal on Kisame\'s back as Kisame felt his power drain out. His strength was also like a normal human.

"This should be enough. I also made it so that only me and Akihiko can remove it. Heh." Kushina muttered.

"Should I go and call for Deidara-san and Nagato-san?" Sakura asked as Ino also joined in.

"I\'ll also follow you."

Sakura shook her head and hands.

"No no, it\'s fine. I\'ll just go alone. I\'ll be back in a minute." She said as she dashed away.

Samehada was trying to launch itself to Akihiko due to the delicious chakra it sensed. However, Izumi grabbed it from the handle.

"Hmm. This is a very ugly mace." She said as she squinted her eyes.

"If I remember correctly, it should be Samehada, one of the weapons used by the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist." Sakura said as Izumi nodded.

"Very weird sword indeed. This can\'t even be called a sword." She said as Samehada suddenly launched at her, trying to suck her chakra.

Izumi just hit the floor with Samehada slightly as Samehada suddenly stopped. Everyone was staring silently at her and Izumi scratched her cheek.

"I\'ll fix it later." She said as she handed Samehada over to Akihiko.

"Mm. I\'ll keep it." Akihiko said as Kisame was staring at him.

"Give me back my Samehada."

"Become my subordinate, then." Akihiko replied as Kisame snorted.

"Do you think I\'m someone like Deidara? I won\'t easily betray Akatsuki."

Just as he said that, Ino arrived back with Deidara and Nagato following her.

"Yo! Boss! Do you need anything?" Deidara said with a cheery smile before his smile froze. He looked at Kisame and greeted him.

"Haha, long time no see, Kisame. I see that you have been captured. Do you want to-" Deidara suddenly shut his mouth as Kisame glared at Deidara. Kisame looked as if he wanted to break the chains and kill Deidara.

Nagato was silent as he didn\'t want any unnecessary trouble.

"Deidara, Nagato, can I leave him in your care?" Akihiko asked as Deidara shivered.

"B-boss, I-I\'m a lot weaker than him."

"His strength is already limited by the seal."

"B-but Boss, I\'m still afraid."

Hearing this, Kushina shook her head.

"I\'ll just place him in a binding seal then. He won\'t be able to move at all."

"Thank you very much!" Deidara said as he bowed 90 degrees. At that moment, Kurenai returned to the Uchiha Household.

"I\'m back, everyone." She said as she had a delighted expression. She went and hugged Akihiko and kissed him on the cheek. Afterward, she went near Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi and Haku as they all started talking. Ino, Hinata and Sakura were also listening. Kushina was drawing a seal while talking with Kurenai.

After a while, she finished and just slapped the seal on Kisame. Kisame was bound by chains and Kushina finally retracted her Adamantine Sealing Chains.

"Is it fine now?" Kushina asked as Deidara nodded.

He pulled Kisame away as Nagato also followed him.

"Ah, I think we should go and play with the kids now." Hinata said as the wives smiled at her.

"Will you not talk for some time? You also haven\'t had a conversation with Akihiko." Mikoto said as Hinata, Ino and Sakura smiled.

"Yes. Then, I\'ll go later."

"Mm."

Akihiko also pulled a chair and sat there as they all had a long conversation..... which lasted for 30 minutes.

Afterward, they all decided to go and play with the kids. Of course, the kids were all happy and they played for a long time. They didn\'t even feel tired.

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[Meanwhile in Kumogakure]

"Ugh…." Yugito finally woke up as she rubbed her head. She was feeling a bit dizzy and her memories were a bit fuzzy.

"Yugito-senpai! You finally woke up!" Samui looked up and shouted happily.

"Ugh… lower your voice please." Yugito said. Her facial expression was weird as she just heard a loud noise when she just woke up.

"Oh." Samui realized her mistake and became quiet.

"Then, I\'ll go and call for the nurses. I also have to report to the Raikage." Samui whispered and slowly exited the room.

Yugito was sitting on the bed, staring at the wall for a while. After a few minutes, her dizziness slowly faded away. She finally remembered everything.

She was beaten by Kisame Hoshigaki, a member of the Akatsuki. She was about to get captured when an extremely familiar man came to help her.

\'Right. Where is Akihiko right now?\' She questioned as she tried to leave the bed. However, Matatabi spoke to her.

\'Yugito, rest first. Akihiko left after rescuing you.\'

\'Oh… I see.\' Yugito replied and she was a bit sad. But she also knew that Akihiko might be busy with something else and he couldn\'t stay in Kumogakure for too long.

Matatabi sensed her sadness and continued talking.

\'He left saying that he has something very important to do in Konoha. Around 6 hours after he returned, I managed to ask him using our mental link.\'

\'What did he say?\'

\'Another member of the Akatsuki attacked his family.\'

\'What?! Are they okay?\' Yugito asked as Matatabi sighed.

\'Calm down. His wives beat the Akatsuki member to near death. However, he managed to escape.\'

\'Wow. They are so cool.\'

\'Well, that\'s all. So, don\'t be sad, Yugito. Try your best and don\'t give up!\' Matatabi cheered for her as Yugito nodded.

\'Thanks, Matatabi.\'

She then slept on the bed as she was waiting for Samui to come. After 10 minutes, Samui arrived with Lord A and some nurses.

Yugito was going to stand up and greet Lord A but he stopped her.

"It\'s fine. You are still injured. You don\'t have to greet me."

"Yes, Lord Raikage."

"I just wanted to confirm some things. Is it true that Kisame Hoshigaki attacked you?"

"Yes."

"How strong is he?"

"He easily defeated me."

"What was his motive?"

"It was probably to capture the Tailed Beasts through their jinchuurikis."

"*sigh* I see. That\'s all I wanted to ask." Lord A walked out of the room while rubbing his head. He had an angry expression.

Yugito, the jinchuuriki of the Two-Tailed Beast, was a member of Kumogakure. If the Akatsuki was bold enough to try and capture her near Kumogakure, he would destroy them all.

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[Back in Konoha]

Kisame was in the lab, sitting on a chair. He couldn\'t move and his strength was sealed so he was just glaring at Deidara.

Deidara was smiling maniacally as he took out a cookie.

"Nagato…. we got a proper test subject. We can make him eat our cookies."

"Mm hmm." Nagato just hummed. He wasn\'t as crazy about cookie bombs as Deidara.

"Now, open your mouth." Deidara said as he walked closer towards Kisame.

"Come on, open your mouth." Deidara said as Kisame wasn\'t following his commands.

"Alright. I\'ll have to open your mouth by myself." Deidara said as he moved his hands towards Kisame\'s mouth.

As soon as his hands were getting close to Kisame\'s mouth, Kisame suddenly lunged his head and tried to bite Deidara\'s fingers off.

Deidara retracted his hand and slapped Kisame\'s head.

"Foolish guy. That was Boss\'s cookie." He said as he ate the cookie.

"Nagato, let\'s open his mouth with our tools."

"What will we use? A gag?"

"Yes. We are indeed going to use a gag."

"Why a gag? And how do you have a gag here?" Nagato asked with a contorted expression. He was confused.

"*Ahem* There are things that are better left unsaid." Deidara replied before leaving to find a gag.

Nagato, who was left alone with Kisame, opened his mouth to talk.

"Kisame, it will be better for you to listen to Deidara\'s advice. That man, Akihiko, is too strong."

"Who are you to talk to me like this? And listen to the words of the traitor?"

"That\'s right. All of the members didn\'t know my real identity, except for Konan and the traitor." Nagato said as Kisame was slightly interested.

"I used to go by the name \'Pain.\'" Nagato answered.

"Bullshit."

"It doesn\'t matter whether you believe it or not. I\'m still questioning the meaning of peace. My previous belief was completely wrong. What is peace? What can be considered peace? I finally found my answer. Peace is peace." Nagato said as Deidara returned.

They put the gag on Kisame and his mouth was always open. Deidara put it on but they remembered that Kisame couldn\'t chew with the gag on. So, they just decided on another method.

Deidara opened Kisame\'s mouth by pulling Kisame\'s chin and pushing away his forehead. Nagato quickly put a cookie made by Akihiko inside his mouth. Then, Deidara removed his hands from Kisame\'s head.

Kisame was planning to spit it out but he then changed his mind.

\'This cookie is indeed delicious.\'

After eating it, Deidara and Nagato fed him one of the cookies that they made.

"What do you think? It\'s good right?"

"This is trash."

(End-)

Credits to editors:

Black Latte

MagnuS

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This is all for this week. I\'m having trouble writing new chapters but the schedule won\'t change.... I think?

I hope you have a nice day.