In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

"Haha, I can finally go and find him. I need those cookies." An attractive woman with white hair and snake eyes said cheerfully as she continued.

"It\'s been a long time since I ate cookies. My plan was delayed but it\'s all good." She said as she ran towards Konoha. ​​

*Bam*

"Ah! My nose."

"It\'s weird running with legs." She muttered as she stood up again and continued running.

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[Konoha]

Akihiko was currently standing face to face with Deidara as Deidara looked tired.

"Boss, can I just explode this cell?"

"No."

"WHYYYYY!" Deidara yelled dramatically as he fell down on his knees, arched his back and tears ran down his face. He turned his head dramatically as he continued.

"Art is the only reason for me to be living but it has been stripped away fro- Mumph!"

Akihiko just entered inside the cage as he spread open Deidara\'s mouth. He just shut Deidara up with a cookie as Deidara became quiet again.

"Shut it. Don\'t make noises and don\'t try to bomb this place. I\'ll come and beat you up if you do."

"*Munch* But boss, how long do I have to stay here? I already gave some information about the Akatsuki to them."

"I\'ll go and talk to Tsunade." Akihiko said as Deidara became happy.

"Thanks Bo-"

Before he could finish, Akihiko turned his head around and looked Deidara in the eye as he used Aura of Despair.

"But if you betray me or try to hurt my family, I\'ll fucking kill you."

Deidara started shaking as he nodded quickly.

"Well, even if you wanted to, you can\'t. After all, if you have any intention of hurting my family, you would already be dead before you can try. Bye~" Akihiko said in a carefree tone as he disappeared from the jail.

"Fuck, that was scary." Deidara muttered as he wiped the sweat off his face but then he grinned.

"I definitely made the right choice leaving Akatsuki." Deidara said as he calculated the pros and cons.

Well, the pros of following Akihiko were too high. There was also the learning of cookies which he now thought of as another form of art.

"Heheheh, Heheheh, Muehehehe- *COUGH* *COUGH*" Deidara began to laugh before he choked on cookie crumbs.

"Shit, I shouldn\'t laugh after eating cookies."

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"Heheh."

"…"

"Heheh."

"…"

"Hehe-"

"Shizune, can you stop your "heheh?!" Tsunade said with a tick on her head as she slammed the table.

"But… Lady Tsunade, I\'m too happy right now. I\'m too happy that even the soreness in my legs is going away. Hehe, Lady Tsunade, Akihiko was extremely rough yesterday." Shizune replied as she cupped her own cheeks and blushed a bit.

"Tch." Tsunade got annoyed but she didn\'t continue.

*Click*

The door opened as Akihiko entered the room. Shizune blushed a bit and smiled like an idiot while Tsunade was still a bit annoyed.

"Yes? What do you need, Akihiko?"

Akihiko just entered the room as he stood beside Shizune.

"Tsunade, can you let Deidara free?"

Tsunade stayed silent while Shizune was wondering why Akihiko wanted Deidara freed.

"He\'s an S-rank criminal. We don\'t know if he\'s a spy from Akatsuki or not. I don\'t even know when he\'ll try to break out from jail." Tsunade said with a serious tone.

"But I\'ll make an exception for you, Akihiko. Can you guarantee that he won\'t cause any trouble?"

"Of course, Tsunade. I\'m Akihiko after all."

Tsunade still looked at Akihiko skeptically.

"Don\'t worry. I\'ll kill him immediately if he has any ill intent towards Konoha. And he gave you information about Akatsuki too, right?"

"Yeah. I\'ll have to trust you on this one, Akihiko. Please don\'t let me down."

"Yeah, I won\'t."

"Mm." Tsunade just nodded as there was awkward silence in the room.

"*ahem* I won\'t take much of your time. Shizune, I\'ll meet you in the evening." Akihiko said as he closed his eyes and smiled.

"Mm. See you later." Shizune said with a nod.

Akihiko left the Hokage Office as Shizune immediately spoke.

"Lady Tsunade, do you need any massage? Or help with paperwork?"

"Shizune, what do you want? Just tell me directly."

"Teehee~ Can I go home earlier today?"

"No."

"Why?"

"There\'s a lot of paperwork."

"I-I understand, Lady Tsunade."

Shizune started working on paperwork together with Tsunade as they both had many thoughts occupying their heads. But they still bickered with each other for fun while doing paperwork.

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Akihiko was currently in front of the Cookie Shop, Dark Side as he was overwhelmed. Pakura mostly managed the shop as she expanded the shop and hired employees. She was mostly free so she took this job upon herself. Under her management, the shop now became the most famous dessert shop in Konoha.

When Akihiko arrived, lots of people around him started kneeling down as they looked up at him and spread their arms.

"THE DARK LORD HAS ARRIVED! PRAISE THE DARK LORD!"

\'Holy shit! What the fuck! I didn\'t come here for a few months and who are these cultists?!\' Akihiko was surprised but it was a pleasant surprise.

"Ahem, you may rise."

As Akihiko said that, the cultists stood up but they still looked at him with worship in their eyes.

Akihiko didn\'t say anything else and just walked towards the shop. The customers(cultists) made way for Akihiko.

Akihiko walked inside the shop as he saw Izumo, Kotetsu and some other employees.

"Oh, Kotetsu, Izumo. Are you enjoying the job?"

"Yes, boss. The pay is great, the job isn\'t too tiring, and we can easily eat coo-"

Before Izumo could finish Kotetsu closed his mouth.

"Yes, we love this job, boss."

"Alright. Also, you can eat some cookies, just don\'t eat too much during work."

"Thank you boss!"

"I\'ll be leaving now." Akihiko said as he just dismissed it with a wave of his hand.

Akihiko went outside as the customers(cultists) all turned towards him.

The cultists kneeled and said.

"D-Dark Lord-sama, you have just arrived. Please stay a bit longer!"

"No."

*Swoosh*

Akihiko teleported as the cultists were left in shock.

"SASUGA DARK LORD-SAMA, HE\'S A HIGHER BEING. OF COURSE, HE WOULDN\'T LIKE TO BE AROUND US."

"Ohhh! You made a good point! SASUGA DARK LORD SAMA!"

"The fuck you mean! He\'s sus-"

The person who shouted it got quickly silenced as he was dragged and forcefully fed a cookie. He immediately started kneeling on the ground as he joined the cult.

There were many shouts as the cultists turned towards the sky.

That day, the cult\'s belief was even more strengthened and they wouldn\'t stop until they became the largest cult in the world.

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Oblivious to the thoughts of his followers, Akihiko returned to the Uchiha Household and found Renge playing with the cat near the lake.

"Oh, Renge, are you having fun playing with the cat?" Akihiko suddenly asked as he appeared behind Renge.

Renge\'s facial expression didn\'t change but she yelled.

"AH!"

The cat, Nyanta fell into the lake as he started panicking.

"Oh, the cat!" Renge said as she turned towards Akihiko with pleading eyes.

Akihiko just waved his hands as a small branch of wood appeared from under the lake and pushed the cat towards the land.

Nyanta immediately climbed up the lake as he was shaking. He was still glaring at Akihiko and Akihiko just snapped his fingers to call the cat. However, this made the R.S.P activate.

[Wap starts playing]

I said, certified freak

Seven days a week

Wet-ass pussy

\'Alright, stop.\'

[Song has been stopped]

{A/N: know why I played Wap?}

"Papa, what is Wet-ass pussy?" Renge asked as she tilted her head.

Akihiko immediately worked his brain as he answered, "Nyanta. Nyanta is a pussy cat and he just fell into the water. So, he can be called a wet-ass pussy."

"Oh. Naruhodo!" Renge nodded.

Akihiko decided to just make a large tree in the middle of the lake.

He continued to control the wood vines until they started to become a large, beautiful tree.

"That\'s cool!" Akihiko muttered as Renge now had stars in her eyes.

"Papa, Papa, teach me."

"Hm? What do you want me to teach?"

"Teach me how you made a large tree?"

"Oh, I\'ll teach you when you\'re older, alright?"

\'She can use it, right? After all, she has my DNA.\'

"Non."

"Now, let\'s go inside." Akihiko said as Renge took his hand and followed him inside the house.

When Akihiko arrived, he saw that Kurenai, Hinata and Ino were there.

"Oh, Kurenai, Hinata, you finished your mission?"

"Yep."x2

"Mou! Don\'t forget about me!" Ino said with a pout as everyone in the room laughed.

"Alright, alright. You\'re here too, Ino."

"Yep, that\'s more like it." Ino now nodded with a satisfied look on her face.

"Right, as we were talking, Hinata and Ino wanted to-" Yugao said before the children yelled.

"FIRE! FIRE!"

Haku immediately went there as she just froze that place up.

She then saw the kids looking away while carrying Nyanta.

Haku gave them a scolding right on the spot as the kids just nodded.

After that, she returned to the living room with the kids.

"Haku, what happened?" Kurenai asked as Haku just sighed.

"The kids and Nyanta accidentally set the trees outside on fire."

"Hahahahaha!"

All the adults just laughed as Akihiko just patted the kids\' heads.

"Next time, be more careful with Nyanta, alright?"

"Ok, Papa."

"As I was saying, Hinata and Ino want you to meet their parents."

"Eh? You sure, Hinata, Ino?"

"Yes. Is it not fine for you, Akihiko?"

"Oh, it\'s fine for me. Let\'s go, Hinata, Ino." Akihiko just teleported with the two of them.

Everyone just sighed as they continued what they were doing.

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Akihiko first went to Ino\'s home. Akihiko, Hinata and Ino just appeared in front of the house as Ino just opened the door.

"Who is it? Oh, Ino, my daughter. Hinata, you\'re here too. It\'s fine. BUT WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!" Inoichi said as he had veins on his head.

"Dad, he\'s my…."

"He\'s your?"

"lover."

"WHAT!!!"

Inoichi immediately lost his cool as he went forward but he just got pulled back by his wife.

"Oh, congratulations, Ino. Let\'s talk inside."

Inoichi just got pulled inside as Akihiko, Hinata and Ino entered the room. They sat on the floor as Ino\'s mom just took out several teacups and placed them on the table.

"Dear, you three can have a talk. This boy and I will have to go and have a men\'s talk." Inoichi said as he forcefully suppressed his anger.

Sure, let\'s go, father-in-law." Akihiko said with a smile which angered Inoichi even more.

They both just entered another room as Ino muttered.

"I\'m worried."

"You don\'t have to be worried. Akihiko\'s really good at convincing others." Hinata whispered back in Ino\'s ears but Ino shook her head.

"I\'m worried about my father. He\'s really impatient with things regarding me. If he attacks Akihiko, Akihiko will return the attack."

"Oh, right. Let\'s hope that it does not happen!"

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[30 minutes later]

"YOU BRAT!!!"

Hinata and Ino just sweatdropped as they thought, \'Did we jinx the situation?\'

"I ACCEPT YOU AS MY SON-IN-LAW! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Eh? What?"x2

Hinata and Ino\'s brains stopped working as they turned towards the door.

Inoichi had his hand over Akihiko\'s shoulders as he laughed loudly.

"Haha, he\'s really a good man. Akihiko, I\'ll trust you with Ino. Take care of her."

"Of course, Father-in-law."

They continued talking as Ino and Hinata were still confused.

"Father-in-law, I\'ll have to take a leave now. I\'ll come and visit later."

Akihiko, Hinata and Ino left the house as Hinata and Ino immediately questioned Akihiko.

"Akihiko, how did you do it?"

"Do what?"

"Convince my father." "Convince her father."

"It\'s easy. I just bribed him with cookies.." Akihiko said as Hinata and Ino pouted at the same time.

"You should have made a more believable lie. Fine. Keep your secrets."

Akihiko just smiled as he teleported towards the Hyuga Compound again.

"Um, I\'ll wait outside." Ino said as Akihiko and Hinata just nodded.

Hinata opened the door, entered the room and found Hanabi, who jumped and hugged Hinata.

"BIG SIS! WELCOME Bac-"

She froze up when she saw Akihiko and ran away back to her room with a bright red face.

"Hehehe."

Hinata laughed like a creepy person but stopped after a while.

"Akihiko, are you ready?"

"Yep, I\'m always ready."

Hinata knocked on the door as Hiashi answered.

"You may enter."

Hinata opened the door and the duo entered the room. Hiashi could be seen working on some scrolls as he now looked at Hinata and Akihiko.

"Hinata, why did you bring this man into the room?"

"Father, he\'s Akihiko and he\'s my lover."

"Oh, I see. Hinata, you should know the requirements I have for my son-in-law, right?"

"Yes, father."

"Alright, Wait here, Hinata. You boy, what\'s your name?"

"Akihiko." Akihiko just said that and didn\'t say anything else.

"Ho, follow me. We\'ll have a small spar."

Hinata just sat down quietly as she sensed Hanabi peeking from outside the room. She smirked as she pulled her inside.

"Hanabi, what are you doing?"

"S-sis, I just wanted to see if he is strong."

"Then, watch from here. You don\'t have to sneak around."

"O-ok."

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Hiashi and Akihiko stood against each other.

"Let\'s start the spar."

Akihiko was relaxed while Hiashi was in his stance for using Gentle Fist. Both of them didn\'t move but Hiashi decided to make the first move.

"If you aren\'t going to make the first move, I will!"

Hiashi activated his byakugan and was surprised by the amount of chakra Akihiko possessed.

He used Gentle Fist: Vacuum Palm as two bursts of compressed air pressures traveled towards Akihiko. Akihiko immediately turned his back and adjusted his position so that the two attacks would hit the place where his muscles needed some massage.

The two attacks hit Akihiko as Akihiko just let out a satisfied smile.

"Oi Old Man, is this all you can do?"

(End-)

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