BXBX NOVEL Chapter 86 - BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN!
An early chapter for today.
I\'m back after a week. Today\'s chapter might not have too much plot advancement but this will be the start of the plot.
Read the author\'s note at the end. Important!
I hope you enjoy the chapter.
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Akihiko and Shizune talked to each other as they walked back to the Uchiha Household.
Sakura and Hinata both followed from opposite sides although they didn\'t know that someone else was stalking Akihiko.
Akihiko and Shizune arrived at the Uchiha Household as Sasuke was the first person who saw them.
\'Ah shit, here we go again.\' Sasuke thought as he sighed.
"Akihiko, I\'m going out to meet Karin." Sasuke said as he exited the house.
"Sure, have fun. Don\'t forget to shoot it outside!" Akihiko said with a teasing grin as Sasuke shouted from outside.
"Shut up! We\'re just friends!"
After that, Sasuke just ran away with a red face. Shizune chuckled as she asked.
"Who\'s Karin?"
"Well, Sasuke\'s future wife." Akihiko answered as he nodded sagely.
"But he said they were just friends?"
"He\'s a tsundere."
"I see. That explains everything."
"Akihiko?" Ayame, who was coming out of the room with Hina saw Akihiko and Shizune. Kushina was helping Naruto tame Kurama as Kurama was now hating and fearing Kushina at the same time while getting a bit closer to Naruto.
"Oh! Papa is back!" Hina said as she ran as fast as she could and jumped to hug Akihiko. However, she almost hit her head with Akihiko\'s knee.
Akihiko immediately kneeled down and lifted Hina up in the air as he put Hina on his neck. Now, Hina was riding Akihiko as she sat on his shoulders.
Ayame looked at Shizune as Shizune returned a smile.
Ayame sighed as she looked at Akihiko who also smiled back. She now knew the process. She had gotten a new family member.
"Papa, is that Big Sis going to join the family?" Hina asked as Shizune replied.
"Yep, this Big Sis is going to join the family."
"Hina, go and play with your sisters alright? Papa has something to discuss with the adults."
"Okay, Papa." Hina said as Akihiko put her down. She ran towards her room quickly.
"Let\'s go, Ayame, Shizune." Akihiko said as Ayame replied.
"Wait a minute, I\'ll go and call others."
"Sure, I\'ll wait inside the living room." Akihiko said as Shizune followed him.
Ayame went inside the adult dunge- adults\' room and called others and then continued to go to the training ground where Yugao was training her sword, Kushina who was beating Kurama up in the mindscape, Mikoto and Izumi using their Susanoo and trying to evolve it to Humanoid Form.
After a while, they all gathered in the living room as Akihiko just undid his transformation.
"So-"
*Thud*
As soon as Akihiko was about to talk, Shizune fainted as she lost too much blood from her nose bleeding.
Meanwhile, outside of the Uchiha Household, a pink-haired girl is currently carrying a white-eyed young girl.
Yes, they were Hanabi and Sakura.
"Hey, Hey, what happened inside?" Sakura asked as Hanabi just muttered.
"Handsome."
After that, Hanabi fainted with some blood flowing down her nose.
"Ah shit, I should bring her to Hinata. She might know what to do." Sakura muttered as she carried Hanabi to the Hyuga Household.
Sakura then brought Hanabi to Hinata as Hinata just smiled mischievously.
"Thanks for the help, Sakura."
"No worries. Ah, I\'ll go back to my home now." Sakura said as she ran away from there.
Hinata just brought Hanabi to her room and waited for her to wake up. After Hanabi woke up, Hinata questioned Hanabi as Hanabi was getting barraged by the trap questions.
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"Ahh, Shizune, what should we do?" Izumi asked as Akihiko answered.
"Let\'s just put her on the bed and wait for her to wake up." Akihiko said as he carried her and then went inside the bedroom and laid down Shizune.
Afterward, Akihiko came out and at that moment, 9 small figures tumbled down as they fell in front of Akihiko.
"Owie!"
"Ow."
"Shit!"
"Fuck!"
"Omph!"
Many different sounds came out and Akihiko heard the two curse words.
"Kiyomi, Himiko, how many times must I tell you? You can\'t use those bad words." Akihiko said patiently as Kiyomi and Himiko looked at Akihiko, feeling guilty.
"But Papa, they didn\'t want to say it. It just came out of their mouth!" Hina justified their actions as Kiyomi and Himiko both nodded cutely.
"Do you all agree?" Hina asked as the other kids also voiced their opinions.
"Mm, I agree- non." Renge said as she nodded while hugging the cat plushie.
Kyoko and Akiko nodded repetitively as Mirai and Ayako didn\'t say anything. Himeko was busy staring at Akihiko.
"Hmm, I\'ll let it go this time."
"Yay!"x9
"However-"
"However?"x9
"I will teach you some important techniques today."
"Huh?"
"Why?"
"No!"
"Yay!" The one who shouted was Mirai, who was most excited to become a ninja. They all heard about how awesome their dad was from their mothers. However, they still thought that playing around was still better. No dangerous life or death situations.
"Let\'s meet in the training ground 5 minutes later. Don\'t forget to wear proper training clothes." Akihiko said as Yugao bonked his head from behind.
"Don\'t teach them too much. They are still young, dear."
"Don\'t worry. I already planned what to teach them." Akihiko replied with a grin.
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[6 minutes later]
The kids were now standing in a straight line with around 1 m distance between each and every one of them.
The mothers were watching this from the sidelines as they were going to take pictures of the kids.
"First lesson: Use this pose to assert dominance!" Akihiko said as he T-posed.
"Okie!"
The kids all started to T-pose with a serious face as Akihiko was using his Sharingan to put all of these images in his "Daughters" file.
\'My daughters are the cutest in the world!\' Akihiko thought with a bright glint in his eyes.
"Hey, has his daughter-con side awakened?" Anko asked as Haku nodded.
"Yes, Master\'s daughter-con side has awakened."
"So, he\'s doing all of this just to get some more cute moments?" Kurenai asked.
"Yep." Ayame deadpanned.
The kids were trying to stay in the T-pose as long as possible. Their arms started shaking after a while.
"You can dewit!" Pakura yelled as the mothers started cheering their daughters.
However, the kids just gave up as they looked at their mothers with guilty expressions saying, "I have failed you."
Akihiko then taught them many JoJo poses after a 5-minute rest.
The kids were happily learning these strange techniques. They decided that they\'ll try it on the other random kids.
Akihiko was currently on the ground, his wives trying to make him stand up.
He was muttering, \'The JoJo poses which should have made them chad, made them even cuter.
My kokoro cannot handle this.\'
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One hour later, all the mothers went out with the kids to let them play at the kids\' playground for a while.
Akihiko was waiting for Shizune to wake up as he sat on a chair beside the bed and played around as he created a wooden block and changed its shape over and over.
He then shaped it into a miniature Sakura tree as the flower fully bloomed.
"Hmm, this is nice."
Akihiko said as he created a wooden pot and planted the miniature Sakura tree in there. The Sakura tree won\'t grow and will stay at the same size.
"Hmm~" Shizune finally woke up as she rubbed her eyes and looked at Akihiko planting the mini-Sakura tree.
\'Too hot.\'
She thought as her nose bled again, making her fall into the bed with a blissful smile.
"Ah shit, here we go again." Akihiko muttered as he just decided to carry Shizune back to Tsunade. He, of course, didn\'t forget to write a note and slipped it in Shizune\'s purse.
He decided to just teleport in the Hokage office while carrying Shizune in his arms
"Tsuunade, Shizune passed out." Akihiko said as he looked at Tsunade opening a new bottle of booze.
"Eh?"
She professionally snatched all the booze away and hid them under her desk. She quickly sat elegantly as she wiped her mouth.
"Yes, Akihiko. What were you talking about?" Tsunade asked.
"Shizune fainted."
"Oh, I see. Can you please lay her down here?" Tsunade said as she opened the secret room that Hiruzen hid his porno books.
She and Shizune, well mostly Shizune, cleaned all of it and burned it to the ground. There was a bed, a table and some chairs inside.
"Sure." Akihiko said as he laid Shizune gently down the bed and walked back outside.
As he was about to leave the office, Tsunade stopped him.
"Wait a minute, Akihiko."
"Yes?"
"I have a new mission for you. It\'s about the chu-"
*swoosh*
Akihiko immediately teleported away from the Hokage office and to the playground.
"*sigh* He disappears as soon as he hears the word "chunin." Tsunade said as she shook her head.
"Well, TonTon, do you want to go eat grilled pork?" Tsunade asked as TonTon shrieked in pig language.
"OINK!!!!!" (You monster! This Great TonTon will never commit cannibalism!)
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Akihiko was walking back home as he saw his kids trying the T-pose on the others in the playground. The other kids were shaking and crying as the 9 kids had large smiles on their faces.
Two hours later, the kids were back with their mothers. The kids happily ran towards Akihiko as they all shouted.
"Papa, the pose worked!"
"The other kids called us boss."
"They even gave us money."
"But we declined."
\'Ahh, too cute.\' Akihiko thought as the mothers all carried the kids one each.
"Let\'s go. We have to clean ourselves after going outside and playing. You all have sand and dust on your body."
"Will we take a soap bath?" Renge asked with some stars in her eyes.
"Yep."
"With a rubber cat toy?"
"Yes."
They all entered the bath in the Uchiha household. Akihiko didn\'t have anything to do and he just stared at the ceiling for a long time.
At that moment, Hinata, Ino and Sakura entered the house as they greeted Akihiko.
"Oh, you\'re all here. The babies just went to take a bath with their mothers."
As soon as he showed his handsome face to the three, they all stopped in their tracks. Ino had a large blush on her face but she didn\'t faint or anything. She trained specifically in the mind techniques after all.
Hinata didn\'t pass out. She just had a large grin on her face as she grabbed the side of her cheeks. Her legs also brushed erotically against each other as some odor filled the room.
Sakura just looked at Akihiko for a minute straight before two types of liquid came out of her. Blood from her nose and ….. from her lower mouth.
Sakura passed out. Before passing out, she finally found out why Hanabi fainted 3 hours ago.
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Sasuke was currently talking with Karin.
"Karin, I\'m going to leave Konoha tomorrow." Sasuke said as Karin immediately replied.
"Hm, I\'ll have my things packed. When will we leave?"
"Wait, I\'m the one leaving, not you. This is my journey."
"This is our journey." Karin replied.
"You can\'t even protect yourself."
"You\'ll protect me."
"I don\'t want extra luggage in my journey." Sasuke said as Karin just replied smugly.
"Huhu, I can heal all your injuries in a flash."
"That\'s not possible."
"I\'ll show you. Do you have any injury on your body right now?" Karin asked as Sasuke nodded.
"A small one."
Sasuke got a strain in his body and eye since he practiced Susanoo for a while. He didn\'t have Fountain of Youth or Akihiko\'s cells, so his injuries were not lowered or healed.
"Bite me." Karin said as she revealed her neck.
"Huh?"
"Bite me."
Sasuke looked at Karin with an "are you sure?" look as Karin nodded. He bit her in the neck softly as Karin moaned a bit.
"Idiot! Why are you biting in a sexual way? Anyways, did you feel some change?"
"You didn\'t specify how to bite though and for the second question, I felt a small change."
"So, it worked. I\'m coming with you tomorrow. So, bye for now. I\'ll meet you at the gate!" Karin said as she waved happily and ran away.
Sasuke licked his lips as he thought, \'That.. that was a good experience- Nope. I said nothing.\' He then decided to just go back to his home.
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The next day, everything was normal for Akihiko and everyone. Except for a few things.
Temari finally arrived in Konoha and as soon as she arrived there, she went and met Tsunade.
They were talking for a while as a chunin barged into the office.
Tsunade furrowed her brows as she asked.
"Why did you come in the room without permission?"
"Lord Hokage, this is an emergency!"
"What\'s the news?"
"The Kazekage has been captured by the Akatsuki!"
"What?!" Tsunade got up from her seat as Naruto barged into the room again while Kakashi and Sakura walked in.
"Explain what happened!" Tsunade ordered as the chunin started telling about what happened. Team 7 was listening to this as they thought,
\'This might be our new mission.\'
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[5 hours earlier]
Deidara and Sasori\'s puppet, Hiruko, who attacked Sunagakure openly just finished defeating Gaara, the current Kazekage, and the jinchuuriki for the One-Tail.
"Boom Boom Bakudan!" Deidara shouted with a maniacal smile as he somehow managed to copy a certain loli.
Gaara fell down with his cracked sand defense on his skin as Deidara\'s bird doll grabbed Gaara and flew away.
Kankuro tried to save Gaara but got poisoned by Sasori.
"Deidara, why do you always shout weird things? You\'re weird." Sasori said.
"Weird? It isn\'t weird at all. Art is Explosion and we should appreciate art." Deidara replied before continuing.
"What do you know about the other jinchuurikis?"
"I don\'t. I only know about The Three-Tails which has been captured by Itachi Uchiha and the 6 Tails captured by the Leader. Of course, it was hiding in the sea but it was found out by Tobi."
"Tobi? Kouhai?"
"Yes."
"So, who\'s Sasori-danna\'s opponent?"
"I don\'t mind. As long as I get to fight one jinchuuuriki."
Deidara and Sasori flew on the bird as they headed to the Akatsuki base.
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[Back in Konoha]
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi got handed a task, which was to find out the situation in Suna, relay it back to Konoha and then follow the orders of Suna. Temari who just arrived in Konoha also decided to go back. It was her brother who got captured after all.
Tsunade also called for Akihiko as Akihiko respectfully declined.
"I\'ll send shadow clones with them. I have to go and save Jiraiya."
"Huh? Save Jiraiya?"
"Ciao!"
Akihiko created 4 shadow clones before he left and everyone in the room just sighed.
"Let\'s get going!"
Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Temari and 4 Akihiko\'s clone started moving.
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(End-)
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Well, this is it.
I will only be able to upload 3 chapters a week. Sorry about this but I hope you\'ll understand.
The three days will be Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
My sleep schedule has been fucked up and I\'ve been sleeping at around 2.am. Need to change it.
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I hope you have a nice day.