In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Akihiko looked around him as a rib cage made from chakra formed around his body, protecting him. It was black in colour and absorbed the light around the rib cage.

\'Do I look evil? I was expecting the Susanoo to be gold in colour.\' Akihiko questioned himself as he asked himself another question. ​​

\'Aren\'t Susanoo formation supposed to be straining to the body? Why am I not feeling anything?\'

He then tried to make hands from the skeletal structure and two hands formed beside the rib cage.

Akihiko moved the right and left hands and punched many times.

\'It\'s pretty slow. I should try to improve it.\' Akihiko thought to himself as he tried to form the next stage of Susanoo.

The Half-skeletal Susanoo.

The ribcage became taller than Akihiko and the two hands also became larger and longer. The head of the Susanoo came out and it was bald.

It looked like an egg; Shiny and Smooth.

\'Oh, it is starting to strain my body.\' Akihiko thought but he didn\'t stop there.

Akihiko wasn\'t satisfied with this. He tried to form some skin and muscles on the Susanoo and the muscles and skin started forming on the arms.

The arm became full of muscle and skin and the bone was no longer showing. Akihiko also formed the muscles on the ribcage and he felt like his body was starting to be pricked by needles all over the place.

But he didn\'t care. He continued and the Susanoo now looked like it was wearing Akihiko\'s favorite cloak. The Dark Side, although there were no cookies. The cloak was also cut in half since it was only the Half-Body Humanoid Susanoo. There were also shoulder guards and elbow guards in his Half-Humanoid Susanoo form. They were golden in colour.

The muscles and skin started to extend to the face and it now had a face and something that looked like hair. To describe the appearance of the Susanoo, the outline looked like an enlarged Akihiko, just black. The Susanoo also had a headpiece that was gold in colour.

[a/n: I am not racist. Yes, I am not racist. I was just describing the colour. Please don\'t cancel me. :3]

There were golden lines along his Susanoo body. He also received information about his own weapons that came with the Susanoo, just like Itachi\'s Totsuka Blade and Yata Mirror or Sasuke\'s Indra arrow and bow.

Akihiko\'s own weapons were some strange things. On his right arm, he summoned a large black katana that emitted a black aura.

"Subete o Kiru ha. Such a simple and straight-forward name." Akihiko muttered to himself as he smiled.

Subete o Kiru ha, means "Blade that cuts through everything.". As the name suggests, everything will be cut by this blade. No armor, shield or weapon can block this. Hence, the simple yet straightforward name, "Subete o Kiru ha.".

He also had another weapon but it was quite strange. It was a large jar with cookies inside. The jar was usually strapped to the side of the Susanoo.

The jar was called "Kukki Kan" which literally meant Cookie Jar. Its power was fairly simple. You just have to feed someone a cookie and when they think that it was delicious, they can be sealed by Akihiko into the jar.

Awesome, right?

He continued and formed the leg bones, muscles and skin and fully formed the Humanoid Susanoo.

But he was interrupted by some noise.

"Fuck this shit. I will just continue some other day." Akihiko muttered as he deactivated the Susanoo.

He felt really tired but he was revitalized the next second.

"I should have manifested the Armored Susanoo Stage. My speed is slow." Akihiko said as he clenched his fist a bit.

Anyone who had the Susanoo and had to work for a long time would curse Akihiko if they heard what Akihiko said.

Akihiko reached the Full Skeletal and even Half-Humanoid Susanoo Stage in one hour. How could he complain that it was slow?

Akihiko went back and slept in his own tent.

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[The next day]

Akihiko, Kakashi, Haku, Naruto and Sasuke arrived at Konoha at around 9.am in the morning.

"Kakashi-san, I\'ll get going now. Naruto, Sasuke, 5.pm at night like any other day." Akihiko said as Naruto and Sasuke nodded.

Kakashi thought \'Am I their teacher or is he their teacher?\'

Before leaving, Akihiko looked at Sakura for a few seconds before turning and walked away. Sakura thought that she would be accepted as a disciple or something but she was disappointed.

"Alright, Team 7, let\'s go and report the mission to the Hokage." Kakashi said as they walked to the Hokage\'s office.

Kakashi got some gazes now and then since he was carrying a large blade covered in bandages. They walked towards the Hokage office and arrived there.

"Lord Hokage, we have completed the mission." Kakashi said as Hiruzen waved his hand, telling the four of them to come inside.

"The mission became B-ranked instead of C-ranked due to special circumstances, Lord Hokage." Kakashi said as he bowed a bit.

"I see. Well, it\'s good that you completed the mission. You can take your reward in the Mission Hall. Kakashi, stay here. I have something to ask you."

"Yes, Lord Hokage." Kakashi responded.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura said farewell to Hiruzen and exited the office.

"Kakashi, report me about everything that happened during this mission." Hiruzen asked.

"Yes, Lord Hoka-gae." Kakashi replied as he started telling the story.

"When we were travelling, we were attacked by Danzo\'s men. But they both were killed by Akihiko. We continued the journey and met up with Akihiko near Tazuna\'s home. He told me that he had something important to talk about."

"Uh huh, what\'s the important thing?" Hiruzen asked as he was interested.

"He killed Danzo and brought his head as a trophy."

"What? Trophy? Double\'o What?" Hiruzen asked as he was shocked by both. Danzo was an S-ranked criminal and it would not be easy to kill him.

Little did they know, Akihiko literally wiped the floor with Danzo that even Danzo\'s dick became grinded to dust.

"Yes, he brought his head as a trophy. The next day, we were attacked by Zabuza Momochi, another A-ranked criminal but he escaped. After that day, Zabuza attacked us again but he got killed in the end. This sword is the Kubikiribocho." Kakashi said as he took the bandages off the large blade, showing Zabuza\'s sword.

"I see. I see. This will be a good item to make deals with Kirigakure. Kakashi, you can leave now." Hiruzen said as Kakashi nodded and left the Kubikiribocho.

"Akihiko, Akihiko. Inu, go and summon Akihiko."

"Yes, Lord Hoka-gae." Inu nodded and body flickered out of the room.

"Danzo, Danzo. You died now huh?" HIruzen muttered to himself as he smoked the pipe.

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Akihiko was currently walking back to Uchiha Compound as he and Haku gathered lots of attention from the civilians.

"Oh my, look at them."

"Wow, a maid."

Both of them ignored them as they both body flickered and entered Uchiha Household.

"I\'m back~" Akihiko said in a slightly large tone so that everyone inside the house could hear him.

Kushina, Izumi and Anko ran out and all jumped on Akihiko.

"Welcome back, dear~" Kushina greeted calling Akiiko dear and it was very good to hear.

"Welcome back, Akihiko." Izumi said as she looked Akihiko in the eyes.

"I missed you~" Anko said as she ate another chip from the pile that she held in her hand.

The other three, Mikoto, Yugao and Pakura came out slowly with bright smiles on their face.

"Welcome back dear."

"Welcome back, darling."

"Welcome back, Akihiko"

Three different voices came out as Akihiko also looked towards them and smiled.

"Anyways, who\'s she? A new family member?" Pakura smiled and asked as she looked at Haku.

"No, she\'s um, our personal maid." Akihiko replied.

"Maid?"x6

"Nice to meet you, I\'m Haku." Haku bowed a bit and introduced herself.

Kushina jumped up and dashed forward to Haku.

"Ohohoho, Haku, right? Welcome to the family."

"Family?"

"Oh, don\'t worry about it. You will soon be in the family anyways." Kushina said as she winked at Akihiko at the last second.

"Haku, right? Come, let\'s go and talk together." Mikoto said as she led and everyone else followed.

"Hey, what about me?" Akihiko said as he looked at them with puppy eyes.

"Sorry Akihiko." Izumi said as she entered the room.

"Sorry dear." Anko said as she also entered the room.

"Akihiko, don\'t forget to return at 1.pm." Yugao said as she also entered the room.

"Can you introduce us to Hinata-chan and Ino-chan?" Pakura asked.

"Of course."

"Thanks dear."

After they all entered the room, Akihiko turned around to the corner and snapped his fingers to listen to a cheerful song to elevate his mood.

[Simon and Garfunkel – The Song of Silence]

Akihiko who heard the into immediately sang along,

"Hello Darkness my old friend."

"I\'ve come to talk with you again."

"Because a vision softly creeping"

"Left its seed while I was sleeping."

"And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains."

"Within the sound of silence."

"In restless dreams I walked alone."

Akihiko kept singing up to the very last part and even everyone inside all heard it and they came out of the room.

"Oh, have you finished talking?"

They didn\'t reply but just hugged Akihiko all together leaving only Haku who was looking at this from a few meters away.

"Hehe, thanks for all the hugs." Akihiko smiled as he said it.

"Mmm." x6

They stayed like that for a few minutes before they stopped hugging.

"I think I have to go to the Hokage\'s office. I have a feeling that I have to explain something." Akihiko said as they all nodded.

"Bye! See you later."

Akihiko body flickered out of the room and out into the streets.

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Akihiko walked on the streets as he felt someone come near him.

"Lord Hokage is summoning you to the office."

"Oh I see." Akihiko replied as the Anbu disappeared.

"Why do they call it summon when they can\'t clearly summon me from the scroll?" Akihiko muttered as he dashed towards the Hokage\'s office.

He arrived there and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

Akihiko walked in to see Hiruzen sitting there with a smoke pipe.

"Akihiko, I have some questions for you. Please answer them honestly." Hiruzen said as he looked at Akihiko.

\'No, I don\'t think I will.\' Akihiko thought mentally but he nodded.

"How did you kill Danzo and his Root members?"

"Strength. Enough strength to kill all of them." Akihiko replied vaguely.

"Can you explain it in detail?"

"Yes. I am bad at explaining things so I\'m sorry if I explained them badly. First, I took out my katana and went like Swoosh and then Swing! And Bam! And Boom! And Swak! Swak! Swak! Swak! and with another Swoosh and Swing, he died."

Hiruzen\'s mouth twitched at Akihiko\'s explaning and he just sighed.

"Akihiko, from today onwards, you will become an elite jonin. You will be assigned some important missions for the village and the Land of Fire."

"Yes, Lord Hoka-gae."

"You can leave now."

"Yes, Lord Hoka-gae."

Akihiko left the office and went down. He saw Asuma who was also walking up the office.

"Oh, Akihiko. Long time no see." Asuma said as he hugged Akihiko in the shoulders.

"Yes, Asuma-san, long time no see."

"I was busy teaching my genin team. Speaking of genin teams, my new team is very good, you know. I am proud to be their teacher. Oh, I am going off topic. Here\'s the invitation." Asuma said as he handed Akihiko an invitation card.

[Asuma Sarutobi and Azami ChinChin\'s wedding]

"Oh, congratulations, Asuma-san. I will definitely come and attend your wedding."

"Haha, thanks Akihiko. Anyways, I will go and inform my father about this."

Asuma then left.

\'It\'s good that he\'s happy. Although I manipulated him a bit, as long as the end result is good, it\'s fine.\' Akihiko thought as he walked away from the office.

As he was walking away, he met with Kurenai who was walking around with Hinata, Kiba and Shino.

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[Akihiko]

[Age: 12(Immortal)]

[Chakra: 10690/10690(Kage)]

[Chakra Control: 99.9969%]

[Kekkai Genkai: Jugo\'s Bloodline (Side Effect Removed),Sharingan(Mangekyou)]

[Left eye: Anzen\'na Hinasha, Right eye : Jigoku no Ryoki ]

[Sage Mode: Perfected]

-Talent-

[Enhanced Endurance]

[Massage Talent]

[Taijutsu Talent]

[Cooking Talent]

[Weaponry Talent]

[Ninjutsu Talent]

[Kenjutsu Talent]

-Skills-

[Comfortable Hug]

[Breast Sucking]

[Taijutsu Mastery (Master)]

[Shuriken and Kunai Mastery (Expert)]

[Fuinjutsu Mastery (Expert)]

[The D]

[Cookie Baking Mastery]

[Hiten Mitsurugi Mastery (Master)]

[Kenjutsu Mastery (Master)]

[Head Patting Mastery (Master)]

[Sperm Control (Expert)]

[Hiraishin no Jutsu (Master)]

[Genjutsu Mastery (Master)]

[Eight Gates (Sixth Gate)]

[Random Music Player]

[Bondage Mastery (High)]

[Steal (Low)]

[Susanoo (Humanoid)]

-Inventory-

[A Goblet of Water from Fountain of Youth (1/3)]

[Hiraishin Kunai (20)]

[Cookies (10000)]

[Body Development Pills (2)]

[The Dark Side Cloak]

[ChunChunMaru]

[UmU Hairband]

[Bear Summoning Scroll]

[Subete o Kiru ha (Susanoo)]

[Kukki Ken (Susanoo)

[Treasures]

[Kushina\'s Panties]

[Mikoto\'s Panties]

[Izumi\'s Panties]

[Yugao\'s Panties]

[Kurenai\'s Panties]

[Pakura\'s Panties]

[Anko\'s Panties (Transparent)]

[Haku\'s Panties]

[Family]

[Kushina-Lover]

[Mikoto-Lover]

[Izumi-Lover]

[Yugao - Lover]

[Anko - Lover]

[Pakura - Lover]

[Ino - Girlfriend]

[Hinata - Girlfriend]

[Haku - Maid]

[Naruto - Stepson]

[Sasuke - Stepson]

[Familiar]

[Gurizu]

[Panda]

[Aisu Bearu]

(End-)

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